Saturday, 24 March 2018

What the women and men say and mean

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

  • Yes = No
  • No = Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • We need = I want
  • I am sorry = you'll be sorry
  • We need to talk = You're in trouble
  • Sure, go ahead = You better not
  • Do what you want = You will pay for this later
  • I am not upset = Of course I am pissed, you moron!
  • You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:

  • I am hungry = I am hungry
  • I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  • I am tired = I am tired
  • Nice dress = Nice boobs!
  • I love you = Let's have sex now
  • I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
  • May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
  • Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
  • Do you want to go to a movie?= I'd like to have sex with you
  • Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

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